Beautiful child of the 80s, dancing in the mirror to the reflection of Whitney.
You’ll take Whitney, over Mrs. Destiny’s Love Child any day of the week.
That scarf your wearing is spun with misogynistic and feminist yarn.
Your ADD brain frequently causes you to mix up the names of Peanut’s creator Charles
Shulz, with that of Starbucks (TM) CEO Howard Shultz.
You’ve lost cool points for this at cocktail parties.
You’ve been waiting for the whole;
“I’m really cool because I don’t have a TV movement to fade away,
almost as long as you’ve been waiting for the fashion world to think that square-toe is “so”
modern, and all the rage again.
Your crying because your eating a hotdog from the 7-11 on St. Marks,
when you wish you were having lunch at Woolworth instead.
Seems like you just made a new friend.
I’ll probably see you at the Immigrant one of these days.